1. The Flock plays at the Lucky Dog EVERY Thursday night!

2. Be prepared for Simon to make you sing along at ANY MOMENT.

3. You probably went to High School with one of these fellas.

4. If they were Smurfs, they ALL would have banged Smurfette. (along with ALL the other Smurfs.)

5. They DO get that "not so fresh" feeling.

6. The only non-alcoholic beverage they drink is Tab.

7. They can all form up and create one giant super powerful Asshole!

8. You DO NOT want to make them angry, you wouldn't like them when they are angry.

9. Guess which one of them has "Come on Eileen".

10. It took 1.21 jigawatts of electricity to get them here to our time!

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