You know and love them, but who are they really? Are they a bunch of assholes? Or some great guys... or are they chicks with body hair? Well here's your chance to find out!

Age: of chance! Sign: Tourist Birthplace: Surrey on Saxonshire, Merriweather, Sussex, England, United Kingdom, God Save the Queen. The first thing I do every morning is: Think about maybe going home. My favorite drink is: a tie between ginger ale and cranberry, and a delicious mango lassi. My favorite bands: Nik Kershaw, Scritti Politti, Psychedelic Furs, The Cure, The Cars, Buzzcocks. My crush is: Carol Seaver. Favorite TV Show: Radio 1990! Favorite Colors: red, white and black.

Age: Nineteen Forever Sign: Vagitarius Birthplace: Rome, Venice and Sutton. It was a very long and trying pregnancy for my mom, so she decided to go on vacation while in labor. The first thing I do every morning is: look for my trousers. Have you seen my trousers? My favorite junk food is: Whachamacallits and chocolate milk. My favorite band is: Fine Young Garanimals My crush is: that cute Polynesian girl from The Jets. Favorite TV Show: That's Incredible! Favorite Colors: red, white and a nice dry Chablis.

Age: "This Many!" Sign: Equestrian Birthplace: Knots Landing The first thing I do every morning is: feed my lizard then it's off to do the paper route! My favorite junk food is: Starburst, Nerds, Gobstoppers, Bonkers and Bottlecaps My favorite band is: Howard Jones My crush is: Samantha Micelli Favorite TV Show: Who's The Boss Favorite Colors: day-glo orange

Age: The Golden Age of Wireless Sign: Reese's Pisces Birthplace: Gary and Wyatt's bedroom. The first thing I do every morning is: check the oil.

My favorite junk food is: Pop Rocks! My favorite band is: Oingo Boingo My crush is: Smurfette Favorite TV Show: Too Close for Comfort Favorite Colors: Zebra Stripes

Age: Old enough to know better.... but who cares?! Sign: Slippery When Wet! Birthplace: The Panama Canal The first thing I do every morning is: put my Swatch on and leave a $20 on the dresser. My favorite junk food is: McDLT My favorite band is: Frankie Goes To Alphaville My crush is: E.T. Favorite TV Show: BJ and the Bear. Or is that The Bear who gave BJs? Favorite Colors: The United Colors of Bennetton

Age: Barely legal Sign: I'm not sure, but I think I'm a Goat on the Chinese horoscope. Birthplace: Backstage on the set of Solid Gold. The first thing I do every morning is: Remind myself that Y is sometimes a vowel. My favorite drink is: Liquid Skittles My favorite bands: INXS, U2, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam My crush is: a tie between Jackie and Sarah Rush on Too Close For Comfort. Favorite TV Show: Didn't I just say Too Close For Comfort? Favorite Colors: Skittles!

Age: old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. Sign: Dodge Aries Birthplace: Nina Blackwood's bathroom. The first thing I do every morning is: leave threatening messages on Bob Geldof's answering machine about getting the Flock to play Live Aid. My favorite junk food is: Funyuns! My favorite band is: Flock of course! My crush is: Punky Brewster Favorite TV Show: Punky Brewster Favorite Colors: the rosy red of Punky Brewster's cheeks.

Age: thirty-something Sign: Capricorn-on-the-cob Birthplace: a Cabbage Patch The first thing I do every morning is: meditate and have a nice cup of Bun E Carlos coffee. My favorite junk food is: mineral water out of a bottle. My favorite bands: bands with REAL DRUMMERS, not machines!
My crush is: Gina Schock, Debbi Peterson Favorite TV Show: thirty-something Favorite Colors: baby blue

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