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You know and love them, but who are they really? Are they a bunch of assholes? Or some great guys... or are they
chicks with body hair? Well here's your chance to find out!
Age: of chance!
Sign: Tourist
Birthplace: Surrey on Saxonshire, Merriweather, Sussex, England, United Kingdom, God Save the Queen.
The first thing I do every morning is: Think about maybe going home.
My favorite drink is: a tie between ginger ale and cranberry, and a delicious mango lassi.
My favorite bands: Nik Kershaw, Scritti Politti, Psychedelic Furs, The Cure, The Cars, Buzzcocks.
My crush is:
Carol Seaver.
Favorite TV Show: Radio 1990!
Favorite Colors: red, white and black.
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Age: Nineteen Forever
Sign: Vagitarius
Birthplace: Rome, Venice and Sutton. It was a very long and trying pregnancy for my mom, so she decided to go on vacation while in labor.
The first thing I do every morning is: look for my trousers. Have you seen my trousers?
My favorite junk food is: Whachamacallits and chocolate milk.
My favorite band is: Fine Young Garanimals
My crush is: that cute Polynesian girl from The Jets.
Favorite TV Show: That's Incredible!
Favorite Colors: red, white and a nice dry Chablis.
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Age: "This Many!"
Sign: Equestrian
Birthplace: Knots Landing
The first thing I do every morning is: feed my lizard then it's off to do the paper route!
My favorite junk food is: Starburst, Nerds, Gobstoppers, Bonkers and Bottlecaps
My favorite band is: Howard Jones
My crush is: Samantha Micelli
Favorite TV Show: Who's The Boss
Favorite Colors: day-glo orange
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Age: The Golden Age of Wireless
Sign: Reese's Pisces
Birthplace: Gary and Wyatt's bedroom.



The first thing I do every morning is: check the oil. |


My favorite junk food is: Pop Rocks!
My favorite band is: Oingo Boingo
My crush is: Smurfette
Favorite TV Show: Too Close for Comfort
Favorite Colors: Zebra Stripes |

Age: Old enough to know better.... but who cares?!
Sign: Slippery When Wet!
Birthplace: The Panama Canal
The first thing I do every morning is: put my Swatch on and leave a $20 on the dresser.
My favorite junk food is: McDLT
My favorite band is: Frankie Goes To Alphaville
My crush is: E.T.
Favorite TV Show: BJ and the Bear. Or is that The Bear who gave BJs?
Favorite Colors: The United Colors of Bennetton |
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Age:
thirty-something
Sign: Capricorn-on-the-cob
Birthplace: a Cabbage Patch
The first thing I do every morning is: meditate and have a nice cup of Bun E Carlos coffee.
My favorite junk food is: mineral water out of a bottle.
My favorite bands: bands with REAL DRUMMERS, not machines! |
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My crush is: Gina Schock, Debbi Peterson
Favorite TV Show: thirty-something
Favorite Colors: baby blue
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